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The Redwood Revenger (Book One)

The year, 2043. Olivia Ermine, 16, orphaned in a tragic wine-country ballooning accident, has been with Uncle Ernie ever since. He’s a (non)standard genius rockstar-status artist. They’ve left their chaotic globetrotting life behind and moved back to their ancestral family home in Redwood, a charming Cascadian university town. Yet, the transition’s had a few quirks…disturbing dreams and now visions of a scruffy, floating, saucer-eyed musical toy pig. To make matters worse, she’s pursued by an evil, straight razor wielding dandified sock monkey. Meanwhile, VanDirks, a worldwide fast-food megacorp that got its start in the 1600s in the slave trade, is after her uncle. Olivia’s family has something that VanDirks desperately needs to complete its domination of the planet…and they will stop at nothing to get it!

Approx. 323 pages (97,000 words) in length.

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Red Bush (The Redwood Revenger, Book Two)
April 25, 2019 (Available for pre-order now)

Olivia Ermine’s legacy is vengeance, will she take up the burden of the galaxy? When they come for her, heads will roll. The Redwood Revenger trilogy continues with more sex, drugs, Sasquatch, and solarpunk!

Olivia discovers her incandescently dark birthright and that of the VanDirks Corporation, while her relationship with Basho grows more heated. Meanwhile, Master Thespian Byron Rosebeetle enjoys the pleasures to be had in and out of the barn with a swazzle, yet the red barn hides a terrible secret not of this earth, which may possess them all, starting with his little sister, Miles. Trudy Yamaguchi reckons with the Cascadian Mars Project, cricket-flour, an eager EMP, and overly frank protocol-llamas (the furry kind). Meanwhile, the Monkey, everyone’s favorite wee woolen murder-machine, dons a neck-ruff and takes to the stage…for The Red Wood Revenger must go on before the Lords Arboreal return to Cascadia to settle a bloody old score.

Approx. 334 pages (100,391 words) in length.

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Red Root (The Redwood Revenger, Book Three)
Coming soon (later in 2019)

The Redwood Revenger trilogy’s thrilling conclusion, with more sex, drugs, Sasquatch, and solarpunk!

Redwood grows far more dangerous for Olivia Ermine and her crew in the aftermath of the Halloween night carnage. Will the cycle of vengeance end when the fire’s out, or when there’s nothing left to burn? Threats terrestrial and extraterrestrial are coming to a head in Cascadia and on the Moon.

It’s one minute to midnight, Fangoso Ltd. is after her, and Olivia must get to the heart of the matter before it’s too late, and she’s got girl trouble. The Labors of Restoration continue with the hunt for the elusive, electric buffelvel. Meanwhile, Uncle Ernie is in peril, way over his head, and so is the Earth. Strange bedfellows make for strange alliances that can change everything! Byron Rosebeetle comes to terms with his true nature. Trudy Yamaguchi contends with museum quality puppets, her parents’ secrets, and Byron. The Darning Prince Fancy, down by a limb, remains up on viciousness, and his dandy quest may come to both a sartorial and digital climax at the Meadows Museum of Natural History. The VanDirks Corporation and their confederates will go for broke while Redwood burns. Pig, finally unfettered, goes surfing, and calls home for the first time in 363 years. Redwood’s First Cascadian community prepares for the end of all things, and a new beginning.

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