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The Redwood Revenger (Book One)

The year, 2043. Olivia Ermine, 16, orphaned in a tragic wine-country ballooning accident, has been with Uncle Ernie ever since. He’s a (non)standard genius rockstar-status artist. They’ve left their chaotic globetrotting life behind and moved back to their ancestral family home in Redwood, a charming Cascadian university town. Yet, the transition’s had a few quirks…disturbing dreams and now visions of a scruffy, floating, saucer-eyed musical toy pig. To make matters worse, she’s pursued by an evil, straight razor wielding dandified sock monkey. Meanwhile, VanDirks, a worldwide fast-food megacorp that got its start in the 1600s in the slave trade, is after her uncle. Olivia’s family has something that VanDirks desperately needs to complete its domination of the planet…and they will stop at nothing to get it!

Approx. 310 pages (97,000 words) in length.

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Red Bush (The Redwood Revenger, Book Two)
April 25, 2019 (Available for pre-order now)

Olivia Ermine’s legacy is vengeance, will she take up the burden…of the galaxy?

The Redwood Revenger journey continues with more sex, drugs, Sasquatch, and solarpunk!

Olivia Ermine discovers her incandescently dark birthright and that of the VanDirks Corporation, while her relationship with Basho grows more complicated. Meanwhile, Byron Rosebeetle—Master Thespian, enjoys the pleasures to be had in and out of the barn with a swazzle, yet the barn hides a terrible secret not of this earth, which may possess them all, starting with his little sister, Miles. Trudy Yamaguchi reckons with cricket-flour, an eager EMP, and overly frank protocol-llamas (the furry kind). Meanwhile, the Sock Monkey, everyone’s favorite wee woolen murder-machine, dons a neck-ruff and takes to the stage…for the show must go on before the four-eyed Lords Arboreal return to Cascadia to settle a bloody old score.
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Red Root (The Redwood Revenger, Book Three)
Coming soon (later in 2019)

Things get worse for Olivia Ermine and her crew. It’s one minute to midnight and Olivia’s got girl trouble. Uncle Ernie is in peril, way over his head, and so is the Earth. Threats terrestrial and extraterrestrial are coming to a head in Redwood and on the Moon. The VanDirks Corporation and their confederates go for broke while Redwood burns. Will Olivia burn with it?

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